Bierflesje

Shakira, why..

She's hot.

There's no one in the world I expect can give a better lapdance. She's all bendy and stuff, which helps in other ways too.

She's sweet, I saw an interview with her ones and she seems like a normal hot girl, not some stuck up biatch who's too much in love with herself. Wouldn't want to be on an Island alone with someone who would rather make out with herself then with me.