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a guys mother in law moves in with him and the wife.
she lives there for about a week or so.
once night the guys comes home and finds her laid out on the floor.
he calls the paramedics and they come and wheel her outta there.
so he's waiting at the hospital and the doctor come out to tell him what happened.
the doctor says.
well ive got some bad news and some good news. what do you want first.
the guy says give me the good news first.
the doctor says well. your mother in law had a massive stroke but she made it.
she'll probably live another 20 years or so.
but there's a few things you should know.
the stroke has left her unable to speak.
whenever she tries to talk a horrible squawking sound is made. kinda like a parrot.
she also has lost motor functions in her arms.
meaning she is gonna have to be hand fed baby food three times a day for the rest of her life.
and lastly. shes now incontinent. so you'll also have to change her diaper.
the guy says. good god that horrible. what could possibly be the bad news.
the doctor says. bad news is im just kidding you. she died.